The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing. ~Phyllis Diller
If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. ~Dean Martin
Golf is a good walk spoiled. ~Mark Twain
I've spent most of my life golfing - the rest I've just wasted. ~Author Unknown
My swing is so bad I look like a caveman killing his lunch. ~Lee Trevino
Golf is a game in which you yell "fore," shoot six, and write down five. ~Paul Harvey
If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball. ~Jack Lemmon
